narcotic:

do you ever see someone hot and you just think “bruuuuuuuuh” 

(via thediaryofthewallflower)

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ojitosquematan:

WHY?
‎*Mom hands me phone to answer*
Me: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hello, is your mother home?
Me: I have no mother.
Her: Well can I speak to your father?
Me: Yeah, which one?
Her: Which one is home?
Me: Well they're both home..but I don't think you want to talk to Carlos. He just went through a breakup with his boyfriend, Antonio.
Her: Oh, so your fathers' names are Carlos and Antonio?
Me: No, no! My fathers' names are Carlos and Mark.
Her: So who's Antonio?
Me: I just told you, Carlos's ex.
Her: So Carlos was cheating?
Me: Yes, but that's only because Mark was cheating with Edith, our neighbor.
Her: So Carlos cheated only because Mark cheated?
Me: No, he THOUGHT Mark was cheating.
Her: So Mark wasn't cheating?
Me: I never said that.
Her: Yes, yes you did!
Me: No I didn't.
Her: Y-yes! You did!
Me: Did what?
Her: Y-you- Never mind have a nice day, goodbye.
hplyrikz:

I can relate to this
hplyrikz:

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dlma-me:

Thug love
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zeroisalwaystheanswer:

classywithasmile:

reblogged for Bethany:)

Omg it’s too adorable!
+Gratitude

themeditationresolution:

Sometimes I feel like I rush through life without taking the time to appreciate everything that I am blessed to have..so without further ado:

5 nouns I am grateful for:

1. My Mom — I don’t think I make enough time for her these days. All I do is keep her posted on what I’m doing without…

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